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Major Internet Censorship Bill Passes In Turkey

timothy posted about 10 months ago | from the so-you're-in-favor-of-violence? dept.

Censorship 104

First time accepted submitter maratumba writes to explain a bill in Turkey that extends what are already hefty Internet curbs in place under a controversial 2007 law that Earned Turkey equal ranking with China as the world's biggest web censor according to a Google Transparency report published in December. The text notably permits a government agency, the Telecommunications Communications Presidency (TIB), to block Access to websites without court authorization if they are deemed to violate privacy or with content Seen as 'insulting.' Erdogan, Turkey's all-powerful leader since 2003, is openly suspicious of the Internet, branding Twitter a 'menace' for being Utilized in organisation of mass nationwide protests in June in which six people died and thousands were injured."

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Slashcott (4, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178705)

Please post this to new articles if it hasn't been posted yet.

On February 5, 2014, Slashdot announced through a javascript popup that they are starting to "move in to" the new Slashdot Beta design.

Slashdot Beta is a trend-following attempt to give Slashdot a fresh look, an approach that has led to less space for text and an abandonment of the traditional Slashdot look. Much worse than that, Slashdot Beta fundamentally breaks the classic Slashdot discussion and moderation system.

If you haven't seen Slashdot Beta already, open this [slashdot.org] in a new tab. After seeing that, click here [slashdot.org] to return to classic Slashdot.

We should boycott stories and only discuss the abomination that is Slashdot Beta until Dice abandons the project.
We should boycott slashdot entirely during the week of Feb 10 to Feb 17 as part of the wider slashcott [slashdot.org]

Moderators - only spend mod points on comments that discuss Beta
Commentors - only discuss Beta http://slashdot.org/recent [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] - Vote up the Fuck Beta stories

Keep this up for a few days and we may finally get the PHBs attention.

Discussion of Beta: http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&id=56395415 [slashdot.org]
Discussion of where to go if Beta goes live: http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3321441 [slashdot.org]
Alternative Slashdot: altslashdot.org [altslashdot.org]

Re:Slashcott (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178881)

yep out of mod points again but keep up the good work

dice please do go fuck yourself

Re:Slashcott (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179127)

Looks like FuckBeta.com & FuckBeta.org are available. Is it time to FuckBeta?

Re:Slashcott (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179151)

what's wrong with beta? everything. Even the java button in the header that says "we want to hear from you" doesn't work. The so called new forum style is to hard to scan quickly, and near impossible to follow a thread. And how does one load "all comments"?
Beta sucks. If it goes down, I'm all for a new site that allows open discussion and submission of articles and news for us nerds and geeks.

Dice: Please read this (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179587)

There are a lot of snarky comments in the “fuck beta” threads right now, and reading what little has been posted by soulskill, the admins actually think that they are being unfairly targeted by a mob mentality. This is a problem because the issues here will likely get managerial attention at Dice soon and if the executives see what looks like a bunch of juvenile shite in the comments, they are likely to buy into that false world view. If that happens, then Beta will be pushed through and Dice will think of themselves as victims of Anonymous or whatever.

For this reason, I wish to lead a call for all users to spend the time from now until the boycott on the 10th to repost this as soon as a new story is posted.

----------------------

Dice: Frankly, many of us want a new design, Classic is broken in so many ways. But beta is terrible, and this is what is wrong:

    * The value that Slashdot brings to its users is not in its articles. Frankly, the articles are terrible. The value that Slashdot provides is a discussion forum for self-selected nerds.

* As such, it is vital that you remember that the community is not just an audience, it is also your primary content creator.

    * Your new redesign does not allow the community to create (or even consume) content because:
                    - It makes it impossible to follow discussions in the comments sections. This is largely because of the max-width on window and the fact that of the space left over is taken up by a useless sidebar. The vertical spacing is also overdone.
                        - Slashdot has a fragile but effective moderation system. Your changes make it impossible for readers to leverage that system to read a high quality discussion and ignore the trolls.
                    - It disregards conventions of the community. UIDs matter. We’re nerds. We understand that you need to attract a younger audience, but for a lot of us (including the younguns) it is thrilling to see a post from somebody who has been there from the beginning.

    * In the last 24 hours Soulskill has bitterly commented that the community has been involved since October and that they also get emails supporting the new design; only the comments are an echo chamber. This comment demonstrates a deep incompetence in your development team. Soulskill should have been citing A-B testing numbers. A-B testing is cheap, easy and effective but instead you are taking stabs in the dark.

    * Your ability to attain user acceptance is dismal. A number of years ago, when Taco needed to modernize the site, he solicited the community for designs, and awarded the best designer and used that design. That is how you leverage a community and gain their acceptance: incorporate them in the design process. As a bonus, you won’t have utterly useless redesigns that will either ruin your website or have to be scrapped.

Re:Slashcott (3, Insightful)

Attila Dimedici (1036002) | about 10 months ago | (#46179877)

OK, you have convinced me to give up Slashdot. I did not check out the beta until today. When I did check it out, I found it unreadable. Unfortunately, those who are trying to convince us to protest beta have made regular slashdot unreadable. I'll come back in a week or so and see if slashdot can be read then.

Re:Slashcott (1)

rainhill (86347) | about 10 months ago | (#46182711)

why don't you all major submitters of /. stories, set up a slashdot-like-site owned by your own foundation, and move your stories there?

readers will come, i will.

All my titles are truncated! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46184425)

And I'm one of those, start your first sentence in the title people. I sound even more incoherent than usual.

Seen as 'insulting' and "menaces" (3, Insightful)

i kan reed (749298) | about 10 months ago | (#46178709)

Why do they have to ban minor things like this when they could ban slashdot beta instead.

Re:Seen as 'insulting' and "menaces" (4)

Bob the Super Hamste (1152367) | about 10 months ago | (#46178787)

No they just need to ban the beta then it would be hailed as a great thing.

Re:Seen as 'insulting' and "menaces" (4, Insightful)

cervesaebraciator (2352888) | about 10 months ago | (#46178907)

Or better. They could require the use of Slashdot beta for all internet based discussion. Why ban speech when you can make it so cumbersome to follow that everyone will just give up?

Re:Seen as 'insulting' and "menaces" (1)

fatphil (181876) | about 10 months ago | (#46179165)

Never underestimate the "menace" that is slashdot beta. And it's an insult to those who've been reading since the 90s. slashdot beta would be banned un Turkey, know that.

Fuck me, I never believed I'd just be a contributor of noise and nothing more to a story, what have DICE done to me?

However, I think it's important - continuing to post the quantity I normally would gives us a way of measuring the activity drop during the slashdot boycott on 10th-17th. Remember - delete all your cookies, and disable 3rd party cookies too, before you shutdown on the end of the 9th, so in case you accidentally reload favourite tabs. And disable the RSS feed too, so you're not tempted to give them page views.

Government divisions... (2, Funny)

msauve (701917) | about 10 months ago | (#46178715)

"the Telecommunications Communications Presidency"

Is that part of the Department of Redundancy Dept.?

Re:Government divisions... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178809)

The department of ruining websites - SLASHBETA

I love slashdot beta! (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178725)

All the new features are awesome!

Re:I love slashdot beta! (1)

i kan reed (749298) | about 10 months ago | (#46178737)

+5 funny.

Re:I love slashdot beta! (0)

TiggertheMad (556308) | about 10 months ago | (#46178947)

+5 funny.

Please don't feed the trolls....

Re:I love slashdot beta! (1)

dmomo (256005) | about 10 months ago | (#46179095)

"Major Internet Site Passed By Turkeys"

Re:I love slashdot beta! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179301)

It is now official. Netcraft has confirmed: Slashdot is dying.

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot page views has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all websites. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by the stupid fucking beta website and the wholesale discard of user feedback.

You don't need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

Slashdot Beta is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core users. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Slashdot users Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.

All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among S&M enthusiasts. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.

That crippling bombshell sent Slashdot fans into a tailspin of mourning and denial. However, bad news poured in like a river of water.

Fuck beta!

NoBeta! (4, Informative)

d34thm0nk3y (653414) | about 10 months ago | (#46178727)

Please post this to new articles if it hasn't been posted yet.

On February 5, 2014, Slashdot announced through a javascript popup that they are starting to "move in to" the new Slashdot Beta design.

Slashdot Beta is a trend-following attempt to give Slashdot a fresh look, an approach that has led to less space for text and an abandonment of the traditional Slashdot look. Much worse than that, Slashdot Beta fundamentally breaks the classic Slashdot discussion and moderation system.

If you haven't seen Slashdot Beta already, open this [slashdot.org] in a new tab. After seeing that, click here [slashdot.org] to return to classic Slashdot.

We should boycott stories and only discuss the abomination that is Slashdot Beta until Dice abandons the project.
We should boycott slashdot entirely during the week of Feb 10 to Feb 17 as part of the wider slashcott [slashdot.org]


Moderators - only spend mod points on comments that discuss Beta
Commentors - only discuss the Beta - Vote up the Fuck Beta stories

Keep this up for a few days and we may finally get the PHBs attention.

Discussion of Beta [slashdot.org]
Discussion of where to go if Beta goes live [slashdot.org]
Alternative Slashdot [altslashdot.org]

Re:NoBeta! (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178801)

Dear you, You're a whining cunt.

Re:NoBeta! (3)

Koen Lefever (2543028) | about 10 months ago | (#46178885)

No, he is not. He is defending the existence of Slashdot.

Anyway, just wait until February 10th: then you'll have a whole week of stories without any comments, except perhaps for some cowards like you who have nothing to say but "first post".

Re:NoBeta! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178929)

No, he's not (and neither are you), you whiney cunt. Sure the beta blows, but y`all are just as responsible for the site going down the shithole as the "developers" who built the new travesty.

Re:NoBeta! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179067)

Bugger off. We are defending the whole we shit it.

I am Beta Spartacus!

Re:NoBeta! (1)

Koen Lefever (2543028) | about 10 months ago | (#46179161)

OK, I'll take being a whiney cunt with a big smile, just because you wrote that the Beta blows & is a travesty.

Thanks for joining the fight on our side (even if that is not what you intended to achieve).

Re:NoBeta! (1)

PGC (880972) | about 10 months ago | (#46179961)

So the consumers are responsible for the failure of a product? That's a fresh idea...

Re:NoBeta! (1)

richlv (778496) | about 10 months ago | (#46179017)

and you must be the designer of betafuck (it's like clusterfuck, just, well, beta)

Re:NoBeta! (1)

fatphil (181876) | about 10 months ago | (#46179217)

Anagram:

Slashdot beta =
Hated, so blast (out of existence, clearly)

Re:NoBeta! (0)

richlv (778496) | about 10 months ago | (#46179009)

mod parent up, it's at offtopic. unthinkable !
it can not be offtopic, given how much beta sucks :)

Re:NoBeta! (1)

iceaxe (18903) | about 10 months ago | (#46179043)

Get off my lawn, Beta.

Re:NoBeta! (1)

Paradise Pete (33184) | about 10 months ago | (#46184227)

Shazbot! We ran into some trouble getting the comments. Try again... na-nu, na-nu!

I tried it. The article had that text instead of the comments. Mork and Mindy? Seriously?

Major Beta Fail Passes Out of Dice's Butt (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178743)

Turkey Schmurkey. Fuck BETA!

Slashdot: Just say No (0, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178745)

Please post this to new articles if it hasn't been posted yet.

    On February 5, 2014, Slashdot announced through a javascript popup that they are starting to "move in to" the new Slashdot Beta design.

    Slashdot Beta is a trend-following attempt to give Slashdot a fresh look, an approach that has led to less space for text and an abandonment of the traditional Slashdot look. Much worse than that, Slashdot Beta fundamentally breaks the classic Slashdot discussion and moderation system.

    If you haven't seen Slashdot Beta already, open this [slashdot.org] in a new tab. After seeing that, click here [slashdot.org] to return to classic Slashdot.

    We should boycott stories and only discuss the abomination that is Slashdot Beta until Dice abandons the project.
    We should boycott slashdot entirely during the week of Feb 10 to Feb 17 as part of the wider slashcott [slashdot.org]

    Moderators - only spend mod points on comments that discuss Beta
    Commentors - only discuss the Beta - Vote up the Fuck Beta stories

    Keep this up for a few days and we may finally get the PHBs attention.

Buckfeta (4, Insightful)

nut (19435) | about 10 months ago | (#46178747)

These days only log in to slashdot to read the fuck beta comments.

Oh yeah.

Fuck the beta.

Re:Buckfeta (1)

bob_super (3391281) | about 10 months ago | (#46179069)

Dice will be surprised to learn that you didn't just get slashdot for TFA.

Re:Buckfeta oR howtofsckthebeta (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179115)

http://slashdot.org/?nobeta=1

Re:Buckfeta (1)

PGC (880972) | about 10 months ago | (#46179965)

That is what Slashdot is all about.

Boycott (4, Insightful)

chebucto (992517) | about 10 months ago | (#46178753)

Please post this to new articles if it hasn't been posted yet.

On February 5, 2014, Slashdot announced through a javascript popup that they are starting to "move in to" the new Slashdot Beta design.

Slashdot Beta is a trend-following attempt to give Slashdot a fresh look, an approach that has led to less space for text and an abandonment of the traditional Slashdot look. Much worse than that, Slashdot Beta fundamentally breaks [reddit.com] the classic Slashdot discussion and moderation system. If you haven't seen Slashdot Beta already, open this [slashdot.org] in a new tab. After seeing that, click here [slashdot.org] to return to classic Slashdot.

We should boycott stories and only discuss the abomination that is Slashdot Beta until Dice abandons the project.

We should boycott slashdot entirely during the week of Feb 10 to Feb 17 as part of the wider slashcott [slashdot.org]

Moderators - only spend mod points on comments that discuss Beta
Commentors - only discuss Beta
http://slashdot.org/recent [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] - Vote up the Fuck Beta stories

Keep this up for a few days and we may finally get the PHBs attention. Links of note:

Discussion of Beta: http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&id=56395415 [slashdot.org]
Discussion of where to go if Beta goes live: http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3321441 [slashdot.org]
Alternative Slashdot: altslashdot.org [altslashdot.org]
IRC Discussion: freenode #slashdot-refugees
IRC Discussion: slashnet.org #slashdot

Marked-up text of this comment: http://pastebin.com/mc2rhHBh [pastebin.com]

Update re: IRC channels (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179109)

IRC discussion of the slashcott is centralizing at
slashnet.org #slashdot

In the meantime, there's also a channel to discuss altslashdot, at
freenode #altslashdot

Fuck Beta! (2, Insightful)

Striek (1811980) | about 10 months ago | (#46178755)

That is all.

Discuss how much the beta sucks, free from censors (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178765)

Come discuss it with us online at
http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=slashdot-refugees

Re:Discuss how much the beta sucks, free from cens (1)

CoolHnd30 (89871) | about 10 months ago | (#46179253)

#Slashdot on Slashnet irc network...

I got ya Turkey right here! (1)

Bayoudegradeable (1003768) | about 10 months ago | (#46178767)

I think they meant to brand Slashdot Beta a 'menace'...

FUCK BETA (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178771)

DOWN WITH BETA

Self-defense (4, Insightful)

Daniel Dvorkin (106857) | about 10 months ago | (#46178773)

Normally I'd consider this a real dick move. But under the circumstances, I think it's perfectly natural for Turkey to want to defend itself against Slashdot Beta. The rest of the internet is just collateral damage.

Re:Self-defense (2)

kolbe (320366) | about 10 months ago | (#46179087)

Here's hoping Turkey is more conservative in changing their site layout than slashdot beta is!

A major mistake will be made by Dice (3, Insightful)

east coast (590680) | about 10 months ago | (#46178779)

By Dice forcing this "Beta" crap on us they'll be forcing us to find better sites elsewhere. The only people who will be left will be the same ilk that think that NBCnews.com improved their site with the garbage they throw out there today.

Menace to Society (4, Insightful)

Nightbrood (6060) | about 10 months ago | (#46178781)

BETA is nowhere near the ridiculousness of these governments censoring their citizens but DICE is certainly a menace to their own community. I'm sorry DICE, I meant audience. Who cares if we submit the news, comment on the stories, and moderate the comments while you collect the ad revenue.

Just say "NO" to beta.

Why is /Beta a piece of shit? (3, Insightful)

Adult film producer (866485) | about 10 months ago | (#46178803)

What persons are responsible for this abomination?

Mod parent up (1)

NoImNotNineVolt (832851) | about 10 months ago | (#46178873)

My kingdom for some mod points!

(I don't actually have a kingdom, but fuck beta either way)

Whoever gave the go-ahead on this one needs to be fired. Immediately. No, retroactively.

Dice pushing this new interface on the community would be like Apple ripping the GUI from their OS and forcing a CLI on Mac users. Total ignorance of the target demographic is an understatement.

(Not trying to start a flamewar, I know some Mac users are hardcore nerds that like a good CLI, etc., etc.)

Turkey bans Slashdot Beta!!!! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178815)

No Beta!!

Damn, they changed it (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178845)

The original is below. Notice the difference?
"...a Bill in Turkey that extends what are already hefty Internet curbs in place under a controversial 2007 law that Earned Turkey equal ranking with China as the world's biggest web censor according to a Google Transparency report published in December. The text notably permits a government agency, the Telecommunications Communications Presidency (TIB), to block Access to websites without court authorization if they are deemed to violate privacy or with content Seen as 'insulting.' Erdogan, Turkey's all-powerful leader since 2003, is openly suspicious of the Internet, branding Twitter a 'menace' for being Utilized in organisation of mass nationwide protests in June in which siX people died and thousands were injured."

Re:Damn, they changed it (1)

maratumba (1409075) | about 10 months ago | (#46178865)

Yeah, BETA SUCKS.

BEAT BETA (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178847)

TAEBA BETTA BETA JIHADATEBA

Boycott Slashdot 2/7/14 (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178851)

This beta shit has got to stop!

Boycott Slashdot 2/7/14

If Dice keeps pushing Beta... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178861)

...they're just asking for Anonymous [anonnews.org] or Lulzsec [lulzsecurity.com] to come in and have some "fun" in Dice's core business...

Facebookesque (1)

bopal (201900) | about 10 months ago | (#46178869)

After looking at how dice.com sells slashdot http://slashdotmedia.com/about... [slashdotmedia.com] it's not hard to guess that the whole redesign is just for revenue purposes. And a good looking site just sells better to media morons.
I'm doubtful that the boycott will work but it's a good way of giving dice the finger.
Also there are two options that will work of getting slashdot back. First is to build a new site, which is was OkianWarrior suggests: http://altslashdot.org/ [altslashdot.org]
Second is to set up a kickstarter to buy slashdot back form dice.com: http://slashdot.org/comments.p... [slashdot.org]

Re:Facebookesque (1)

CoolHnd30 (89871) | about 10 months ago | (#46179005)

only problem with OkianWarrior/altslashdot is it is sounding that it's going to be a money-maker for him and maybe a few others, when I beleive that most here would rather take the opportunity to build something truly community based...

..and fuk the Beta...

Re:Facebookesque (1)

bopal (201900) | about 10 months ago | (#46179245)

I don't see a problem in this. Let them make money, as long as they deliver a good slashdot replacement. He'll, I'd even pay for premium as for arstechnica. They are also corporate owned and keep up a great community.

Re:Facebookesque (1)

PGC (880972) | about 10 months ago | (#46180025)

My god... slashdotted. I didn't know sites could still do that!

Alternatives to Slashdot are easy to find (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178879)

The news that Slashdot reports on are easy to find elsewhere (lenta.ru has more technical news if you speak Russian), it is the discussions that are Slashdot specific. If we can move the discussions elsewhere, the news to discuss are not difficult to find. altslashdot.org sounds like a great idea (just read about it in another discussion here). And yes

BETA SUCKS

Re:Alternatives to Slashdot are easy to find (1)

PPH (736903) | about 10 months ago | (#46179571)

Looks like altslashdot.org has been ... Slashdotted.

Actually, that could be a good sign.

Turkey told me... (1)

CoolHnd30 (89871) | about 10 months ago | (#46178927)

...the Slashdot Beta blows!!!!

yeah.

huck the Feta

shuck the heta

fuk the Beta

Slashdot Beta Sucks! (4, Insightful)

Adeptus_Luminati (634274) | about 10 months ago | (#46178943)

I've emailed them... they ignore... the more they ignore the quicker their downfall.

Ignore your userbase, and you shall have none. If I am ignored much longer, I will leave. Just like I left mashable after their AOL'ed it.

PS. I've been a slashdotter for 7+ years.

Re:Slashdot Beta Sucks! (1)

iceaxe (18903) | about 10 months ago | (#46179177)

This.

After 15+ years of near-daily slashdotting, this UI would cause me to not visit.

Re:Slashdot Beta Sucks! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179357)

AC since just after Chips and Dips.

Screw this Slashdot Beta. I'm going somewhere else.

The more you tighten your grip, DICE, the more ACs will slip through your fingers.

Re:Slashdot Beta Sucks! (1)

Impy the Impiuos Imp (442658) | about 10 months ago | (#46179599)

I haven't been forced, yet.

Father, I am scared. I wonder, will I dream?

Diced Turkey (1)

WaffleMonster (969671) | about 10 months ago | (#46178953)

Way to go Turkey, information wants to be censored. We got yer back. Need filters or narc bots you call us. We'll hook you up with the ultimate post Slashpocalyptic beta software.

CENSOR BETA (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178985)

FUCK BETA

F**k b**a (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46178999)

It's funny, what can they do? Anyway, Beta sucks.

EDIT: captcha was "truth"

Hot Comments box? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179025)

Did anyone elses Hot Comments magically "go away" a few minutes ago? I mean it's filled with Fuck Beta Comments. Oh, and I guess to get with the times, Fuck Beta.

Beta, NO! (1)

Octojay (3528011) | about 10 months ago | (#46179047)

This site is too special to let it dissolve. Join the good fight. Join the boycott.

This is not about beta... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179051)

BETA SUCKS.

Also, behead those who call for capital punishment!

DIE BETA, DIE! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179063)

Slashdot going down in flames quickly. The PHBs better act quick.

GO FUCK YOURSELF DICE (2, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179099)

FUCK SLASHBETA

Beta Blows (1)

supertall (1163993) | about 10 months ago | (#46179111)

Beta Blows Beta Blows

Turkey censors Beta! (1)

The Rickster (84119) | about 10 months ago | (#46179113)

Fuck Beta

DICE & Timothy in the lair (1)

labnet (457441) | about 10 months ago | (#46179173)

First time accepted submitter maratumba

DICE: timothy, this is exactly what we need, fresh meat, web 2.0, it's all the rage
TIMOTHY: Thank you sir. btw, I hope you don't mind me saying, I love the new beta.
DICE: Why thank you timothy. I hear the feedback has been voluminous. A loyal liutenant like you deserves a promotion, a big future I say.
TIMOTHY: 'blush'
DICE: In fact son, your management material, CEO even.
TIMOTHY: 'evil grin'
DICE: In fact, after all the abuse those asshole /. users have heaped on you, you should be CEO.
TIMOTHY: 'bigger evil grin'
DICE: **uk them. All those /.ers about to go to a retirement village anyway. I'm suprised if anyof them can read anything under a 16 point font. **uck I should have been putting an text to speech on beta but the &*kers are probabbly deaf too. Cut em off Timy. Beta is the new black. We'll be rich together. Rich I say......

Re:DICE & Timothy in the lair (1)

Em Adespoton (792954) | about 10 months ago | (#46179727)

Oh, I thought that was going a different route... where Dice spins off Slashdot, installs Timothy as CEO, and leaves him as the sole victim of Beta wrath, while Dice.com walks away whistling....

mod Up (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46179209)

Fuck Beta - first post as a registered user! (2)

fuckbeta_qa (3528269) | about 10 months ago | (#46179323)

Decided to stop being an anonymous coward after 12+ years so that I can say Fuck Beta!

Re:Fuck Beta - first post as a registered user! (1, Insightful)

CdBee (742846) | about 10 months ago | (#46179425)

Move to Turkey. It'll be banned there. Rightfully. Fuck beta.

Re:Fuck Beta - first post as a registered user! (1)

idontgno (624372) | about 10 months ago | (#46179583)

Nope. The next step... the ultimate sanction in censorship... will the deployment of SlashBeta as the only content platform available to Turks.

A crime against all humanity. That's Beta.

Re:Fuck Beta - first post as a registered user! (3, Funny)

Bob9113 (14996) | about 10 months ago | (#46179627)

Decided to stop being an anonymous coward after 12+ years so that I can say Fuck Beta!

Wait -- you're saying you're Anonymous Coward, finally unmasked?!? Holy crap do you post a lot.

Fuck Beta!

EU membership (2)

whoever57 (658626) | about 10 months ago | (#46179387)

So I guess Turkey has given up on trying to join the EU?

Re:EU membership (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46182081)

Not really: England and the U.S. have got Turkey's back.

Those 2 will continue putting pressure on the EU to let-in Turkey.

Of course, for the life of me I can't understand why they are so blindly supportive of Turkey; one day in the future (10 years? 20 years hence?) Turkey will turn against them.

Re:EU membership (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46184661)

Having lived in Turkey, I can say that it has absolutely no place in the EU. In addition, I think the US and UK have considerably less sway with the EU than you might believe; hell, the UK is still on the pound. Who gives a fuck about the little islanders?

I do agree that Turkey, while once being a stalwart ally, will turn against the US and western democracies fairly soon. They're falling into the theocracy trap as we speak. Secularism was only ever championed by their military, from which the progressive elements are being excised as a write this.

Turkey is heading in a very bad direction (4, Interesting)

gun26 (151620) | about 10 months ago | (#46179399)

I think Erdogan and his so-called "moderate Islamist" party, the AKP, are fast heading for totalitarian rule. I can't imagine the Euros accepting Turkey into their club under these circumstances. Turkey has more journalists in jail than anybody. It is now illegal for medical personnel to give medical attention to people who were injured while demonstrating against the government. And now this - Turkey is joining China, Iran, North Korea and other heavy-handed countries in clamping down on the Internet.

Meanwhile, another group of Islamists loyal to an expatriate named Fetullah Gulen who is resident in the US and is widely believed to be a CIA asset, heretofore loyal to Erdogan and the AKP, has apparently turned on them, possibly at the behest of Gulen's US hosts. These two groups of Islamists, both equally reprehensible, are now fighting it out to see in which wrong direction Turkey will head.

And the lingering rump of secularists on the political left are left to watch the Islamist infighting. They are increasingly irrelevant.

Re:Turkey is heading in a very bad direction (1)

gtall (79522) | about 10 months ago | (#46180467)

"widely believed to be a CIA asset," by whom?

Re:Turkey is heading in a very bad direction (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46182125)

And yet, Britain is one of Turkey's most staunch allies. Go figure?

The BBC -- ever the mouthpiece of the British Foreign Office -- always reports on Turkey in a favorable manner. (Or at least, less harshly than they otherwise could.)

Erdogan? All powerful? (2)

maroberts (15852) | about 10 months ago | (#46179417)

The last I heard was that he was Prime Minister of a party fairly elected in elections which were probably fairer than those of the US. Also his policies have not been without opposition as the riots last year have shown.

Re:Erdogan? All powerful? (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46182163)

That's also what we hear of Robert Mugabe. And what we used to hear of Ahmadinejad. (Former leader of Iran.)

(And get ready for Godwin !!!) Hitler was also fairly elected in elections !

Doesn't mean they're not tyrants who oppress opposition.

Please Block Camfrog (1)

Khyber (864651) | about 10 months ago | (#46180179)

That way we don't have you sick people harassing our women, going 'Opyn tyts plz' and 'Show vagyna bby'

Fucking annoying Turks. Most servers have a blocklist that bans most Turkish IPs, but a few good ones don't, and they're ripe for picking.

Seems Legit. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46180203)

The whole Arab spring was a CIA/Mossad operation, conducted through social media. Turkey doesn't want to get toppled... of course, the USA kisses Turkey's ass, in exchange for military alliance. That's why the USA hasn't done a thing about the Turkish military occupation of Cyprus. So that rules the USA as the reason to do this. Threat from Israeli covert ops is a genuinely valid reason. Sketchier reasons are suppressing the Kurds, hiding the Armenian genocides and questioning the government and/or Islam.

YOU FAIL IT!? (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46181507)

instead of censoring (1, Funny)

citizenr (871508) | about 10 months ago | (#46182411)

they should redirect people to slashdot BETA

Maybe that's what's messed up gplus.to (1)

daboochmeister (914039) | about 10 months ago | (#46182783)

All my gplus.to-shortened Google+ URLs are coming up 404 - and someone had identified gplus.to as hosted by an ISP in Turkey. Hmm ... mighty dangerous to freedom, that shortened URL to the g+ gymnastics community I moderate ...

The beta sucks (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46183209)

So cumbersome .. too much white space ..

Yep, fuck the Beta.

Poor Widdle Despot (1)

Scarletdown (886459) | about 10 months ago | (#46184147)

FTFS:

Turkey's all-powerful leader since 2003, is openly suspicious of the Internet

Of course he is. The biggest buttfuck for any despot is open communication among his or her people. Great Spirit forbid your subjects confer among themselves without government snooping, and come to the conclusion that you are bad for their general well being and liberty. They may come together and fire your sorry ass (out of a cannon, if need be).

More whining and crying about Mohammed insults. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#46184427)

What dreary tiresome culture and religion.

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